Elder Stewart: Chapters 1-5, 153 min

Elder Berry and Elder Stewart have been having so much sex with one another, their work has really begun to suffer. Every morning they get each other off, and so leave the apartment late, and they come home for a long, sexy lunch break, and their up late boning every night. They're less worried about the discussions they're not teaching and their failure to hit the mission goal of 3 baptisms per month, and more worried that if the mission president sees that they've been slacking off he'll transfer one of them. Out tracking one day, the two cute young elders come across a handsome guy sitting beside a tree. Missionaries are trained to talk to everyone, because you never know who might be ready to receive the gospel. They approach and say hello, and he tells them he has nowhere to go.