Monster Cock Nation, 100 min

Even if a man is considered unpleasant looking by a fraction of society, if he has a big cock, he still gets all the women. The men in this film don't suffer from the unpleasant fate, but certainly "suffer" down below. Sarcasm noted, these cocks are larger than life and a caution sign should be present when they're presented to tight cunts and assholes.