Assault That Ass #5 (2004) [Robbie Fischer DVD9] (BAD SECTORS) READ DESCRIPTION

THIS DISC HAS SOME BAD SECTORS

There are bad sectors at the end of VTS_01_04.VOB and the start of VTS_01_05.VOB. In real world terms, the start of Dillan Laurens scene is unplayable, it fixes itself pretty much as soon as the interview is over though so the sex scene itself is intact. It's a shame cause I really like Dillan... It's also strange cause the errors start at the fade to black of the previous scene, IE, where the chaptor break would be. Maybe it's been mastered poorly and every disc on the planet is borked... Regardless, that's why this disc is being uploaded on it's lonesome ownsome.

Assault That Ass #5 (2004) [Robbie Fischer DVD9]

Typical gonzo fair from the mid naughties. Swallowing, anal and ass to mouth ass standard.

Scene Breakdowns

   Scene 1. Gia Paloma, Mark Ashley
   Scene 2. Persia Black, John Strong
   Scene 3. Tyla Wynn, Zenza Raggi
   Scene 4. Yazmene Milan, Claudio Meloni
   Scene 5. Dillan Lauren, Michael Stefano
   Scene 6. Naudia Rio, Dave Hardman, Juan Cuba

Longform Review: Show  Reviewed by Gof  on  11/15/2004
I had previously watched and reviewed the first and second instalments of this series over a year ago and had recommended both titles as good solid smut. I was interested therefore to see whether the series had managed to maintain those initial high standards and how the title compared with its competitors in the over crowded anal themed market.

The opening scene features Gina Paloma teasing the camera and dressed in a mesh top, black leather hot pants and fish net leggings. The top and pants are soon removed to reveal good medium breasts, firm ass and shaved snatch.

The scene begins with great deep throat and ball sucking from Gina before Claudio starts pumping her in doggie while Gina provides enthusiastic encouragement such as “fuck me so hard your dick comes out of my mouth”. He then moves to cowgirl before Gina asks to have her ass stretched “…like the Grand fucking Canyon”. Claudio abliges by fucking her brown eye in doggie and then missionary with some very brief ass to mouth in there. The scene is then concluded with spoon before the requisite facial and swallow.

I don&t find Gina that facially attractive but she has a great attitude and a hot little body. The scene itself was nothing special but this was a solid opening effort.

Gina 8.0
Scene 8.0

The second scene features black girl Persia. Persia is actually the first black girl I have reviewed in reviews of seventeen films, which may just be coincidence, but more probably is an indication of the lack of black female talent in the industry.

Persia is only marginally attractive, with tiny, rather empty tits but with a slim body and tight butt.

The scene is unusual in that it begins immediately in reverse-cowgirl without any build up before moving to doggie and cowgirl. The anal then begins with reverse-cowgirl with some ass to mouth from Persia, doggie and cowgirl before the requisite swallowed facial.

I didn&t really enjoy this scene. I didn&t find Persia particularly attractive and I didn&t really feel that she was into the scene. The scene also had a rushed look and didn&t really add much to the film

Persia 7.0
Scene 7.0

Bubbly blonde Tyla is our new girl and she tells us that she has only been working in the business for about ten days although much of this time seems to have been spent doing anal. Tyla has an attractive face, shoulder length streaked blonde hair and great medium breasts.

Zenza is the lucky man and after fingering Tyla&s holes he fucks her pussy in doggie before the anal begins slowly in missionary. We then cut to RCA with Tyla resting her feet on Zenza&s legs during which we have a little gaping and some ass to mouth. Finally, the ball slapping continues in spoon until Zenza cums in Tyla&s willing mouth.

A great performance from this attractive newcomer. She has the looks and a great attitude to go with it.

Tyla 9.0
Scene 8.5

The fourth segment features cover girl Yazmine Milan. Yasmine is another relatively fresh face in the business and it seems as though she has not done anal on screen before. Yasmine is pleasantly attractive with long, straight dark hair and, like most of the girls in the film, a firm natural body.

The sex begins in missionary and then doggie and then Jasmine&s wish is granted as she is fucked hard from behind. Jasmine looks good getting fucked in RCA but inexplicably her bra has remained on throughout the scene (kinky to some people maybe but irritating to me).

A low key scene with little heat and in all honesty, Yasmine wasn&t the girl to put on the cover in my opinion.

Yasmine 8.0
Scene 7.5

This is my first look at Dillan Lauren but I hope it won&t be the last. Dillan tells us that she is 23 and is from South Phili, which I presume is American parlance for Philadelphia. She has that cute girl next door look, a warm smile, wavy dark hair, light skin and lovely medium breasts. To top things off she is looking very sexy in fish net stockings and black shoes.

The scene begins well with some passionate kissing and good chemistry between Dillan and Michael. I could have done without the ass slapping however, which left Dillan with rosy red cheeks. The pussy fucking begins in cowgirl and then moves to doggie while Michael fingers her ass. I really love to watch spoon anal and Dillan looks great here despite the fact that the action is filmed just a little too close in for my taste. The action then switches to doggie with some gaping An interesting position next as Lauren lies in an L shape with her ass on the edge of the couch while Michael fucks her which allows excellent shots of penetration. Average pop shot from Michael which Dillan dutifully swallows.

This was a good scene, despite the ass slapping, with great energy from Dillan, although I was confused as to how Michael could make her ass cum.

Dillan 9.0
Scene 8.5

The final scene features Naudia with the king of cute young face that would drive any man wild and the kind of squeaky American voice that drives this reviewer wild. Naudia teases the camera and shows us her pert little titties and first class ass and pussy (I&m not convinced by the tattoo on her back however).

Naudia is one horny young lady and so she needs two dicks to service her tight little body. Nadia is taken briefly in doggie before cowgirl Nadia really get down to business now however, as she loses her shoes to ride cock in cowgirl. Naudia now begs for dick in her ass and a guy obliges by assaulting her ass in doggie and then a great looking reverse-cowgirl. Naudia takes two facials to end the scene.

A strange scene this. I&m not really sure why one of the guys was in the scene since he never fucked Naudia and just seemed like a spare part. Still, Naudia looked great and the scene was still watchable.

Naudia 8.5
Scene 7.5

Conclusion

This film is a bit of a hit and miss affair from Red Light District. Looking back at the first two editions (in the name of research you understand), there was some variety with the inclusion of some double penetrations and different locations. The scenes here however are too samey and formulaic and so really your enjoyment or otherwise is solely down to your taste in the girls. In this department the film scores well by introducing us to the spunky Tyla, the cute Naudia and the very sexy Dillan but the other girls really did nothing for me.

RLD has to be praised for collecting together some new talent but ultimately the title isn&t consistent enough or different enough to deserve your dollar.

Extras

The Special Features are also weak by RLD standards. The Behind the Scenes footage seems to be a token gesture and there were no trailers. The Boner footage is of Yasmine giving Robbie a POV blowjob.  
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