[Jules Jordan] Elastic Assholes 1 (2004) [DVDRip] [Split scenes] [QTGMC] [60fps]

Description
This movie is about limits. How far can you stretch an asshole? How big can a gape get? How much anal pounding can a girls ass take? Find all the answers and more in this romantic docudrama - Elastic Assholes #1. Enjoy!

Reviews by bono-ONE & WCA Reviews
bono-ONE: Show Welcum to another Mike John lovefest and wow has he brought out some of the hottest Euro girls working today for you to wank to. Jane Darling, Liliane Tiger, and Welcum to another Mike John lovefest and wow has he brought out some of the hottest Euro girls working today for you to wank to. Jane Darling, Liliane Tiger, and Julie Silver to name three of the gorgeous hotties we get to see and I say let's jump right in as I think those are Jane Darling's boobs I see!!

Jane Darling: We beging with Jane walking in and she is decked out in black. Jane lets her hands roam over her body and Mike just lets the camera soak in this statuesque beauty! Wow, we got one hot ass here which she spanks for us and Jane is going to make us wait to see those bodcacious ta ta's! She wants us to appreciate her ass some more and why not it's a very good looking tushy. Our patience is finally rewarded as Jane lowers her bra revealing those perfect sized breasts and there is nothing else to say really, they are beautiful. Miss Darling then lowers her panties so we can see her pussy which she slips a few fingers into along with her bootie. Jane then does some nice work shaking her tits, I just wished she had licked her nipples but the caressing was very sexy to see from her. Jane then goes for a walk and she enters another room where Steve, Erik, and Robert are ready. Jane is too and she has a seat on Steve's cock in reverse cowgirl anal so no fucking around by this girl,lol, she goes right for the ass! Jane gets off to do a little A2M then she moves on down the line to the Hate Plow and she rides him in RCA with some A2M, and finally it's Robert's schlong which gets to have an ass engulfing it! Jane then does a sexy three man bj with lots of double sucking and they try to fit all the cocks but mostly it's just a sea of manmeat for Jane to play with and damn she does a fine job! You then go back to RC this time it's a dp with some switching of cocks in her pussy. The action then moves on after some hot A2M to a cowgirl dp and this time the cock switching is in her ass with Jane gaping and doing more A2M. The fellas do the standing dp with some great tit movement from Jane and this awesome scene wraps up with Jane receiving three good loads to her mouth.

Liliane Tiger: We have another incredible Euro girl here and we start with Liliane walking to a long green couch and she turns around to show off her ass and damn that bootie is so fine! Liliane also has a nice pair of tits which we soon see revealed and her face is very pretty also, those eyes are mesmerizing with a slow burning intensity that I totally dig. Liliane then lies back for some hot pussy stroking, ok I'm officially obsessed with this girl, hehe. Miss Tiger licks her fingers clean before inserting them into her ass this time along with more finger work to her kittie. You then see two erect cocks come her way and you see one go right into her ass in mish and those legs are spread perfectly for this position. There is some quick A2M from Liliane as the second cock has now taken up residence in her ass. There is more hot A2M sucking by Liliane then she gets on Erik's cock in RCA and we see a third cock belonging to Steve Holmes is also on hand. A very good rhythm here with Liliane doing some fine work to the other cocks jerking them off as well as sucking them. The boys also dp Liliane in RC and we see some good gaping from her. It is then on to cowgirl where the dp loving continues and the also pick her up to do some dp damage. There is also some spoon anal for Liliane along with another standing dp and we close with some hot sucking to all three cocks, some hot piledriver anal with A2M and then the men fire away coating her pretty face. A really good scene for any Liliane Tiger fan.

Ellen Saint: Here we have a real attractive blond who is casually sitting in a chair as this scene opens. She is smoking a cigar and enjoying a glass of wine so this girl is cultured I guess you could say! Ellen is kind enough to also show off her tits and some wine is poured over those breasts before she moves on to some pussy play. Loved the close floor view for this kittie fingering and she nicely licks them clean for us. Ellen is also good enough to show us her ass and there is some fingering there also. The shot then changes to her lying on the bed and the men descend on her with Steve eating her ass, then fucking her in spoon anal and above Ellen is busy sucking off the second cock belonging to Robert. Both men get to analize her in spoon, then it's on to cowgirl with a dp also shot. Some really nice ass shaking here from Ellen along with some good moaning. There is some A2M from her before they change to a RCDP followed by the standing variety. Ellen then does some hot RCA with some cock sucking before it's back to a dp with some good double sucking by her. The guys then move to a good dp in cowgirl, some doggie anal with gaping and finally the pops with both being left in her ass and she cumfarts it out coating the lense with some of the ass juice and she licks the lense before the scene fades out.

Kathy Anderson: Up next we start with a good shot panning up her shapely legs and we see Kathy is wearing a nice black outfit which is easily moved about so we see her body including her ass. Kathy does some nice fingering to both her holes then she drops down and bam three cocks are instantly there and she envelops all of them. Some good POV sucking is then followed by a hot reverse cowgirl and she is quickly doing anal and being dp'd as well. Kathy is also skull fucked in this dp which also see her turn over to cowgirl for the same treatment. Some good switching and plenty of A2M for Miss Anderson and some gaping is also shown. You see one good pop delivered to her mouth and she does some sexy cleanup and this is soon followed by the remaining pops with one being to her face and the second is an anal creampie done from mish anal. This seemed like a wham, bam, thank you maam type of scene to borrow the David Bowie song lyric!!

Julie Silver: This last scene starts with Julie coming inside the doorway and she is doing sexy poses right from the get go reaching her hands inside her pussy and cupping her tits which she quickly reveals. Julie then lets us oogle her ass and I sense her ass is more than ready for action! Julie furthers it's readiness with some good fingering and finally the remaining clothes are removed and bam it's right to reverse cowgirl anal!! Julie does some A2M for us then she drags Erik to another room where two more cocks join in and we get a hot three man bj with excellent eye contact by Julie. The fucking them resumes with a standing doggie anal and Julie is bent over taking care of the other two schlongs and soon enough they are taking care of her with a cowgirl dp! There is some gaping by Julie and there is some switching allowing more ass fucking to go on as well as some more A2M by Miss Silver. The guys then go on to a dp in reverse cowgirl and there is more gaping by her. Moving on you see some titty fucking, a standing dp with Julie leaning back for A2M and finally the men unload with plenty of jizz reaching her mouth. We fade out with a shot of Steve smoking a cigarette, is that a perfect fade out or what!

Extras & Final Thoughts: This was a very good dvd from the mind of Mike John with fabulous efforts all around especially from Jane, Liliane, Ellen, Kathy, and Julie-- hey that's the entire cast so that bodes well don't you think!! I highly recommend this one for purchase. As for extras you have a photo gallery, the always fun behind the scenes-- Mike, Erik, and the boys make this a must see, and finally there is a bonus scene with a very hot dark haired girl, Claudia Rossi!! The guys are shooting pool as she walks by wearing some sexy lingerie. I think I'd drop my pole I was using and start over towards her so she could get to work on that other pole between my legs!! First, though, Claudia teases us with her ass, her breasts, and some sexy stares from her eyes have me ready to see her fuck. Claudia then does some good finger work to both her holes and it takes a naked Franco walking in to get the action going. He does some ass eating then slips his cock in her ass for some sideways mish, guess you'd call it spoon from the front,lol. Claudia does some A2M then a second cock is added and a third-- I think our pool players finally wised up! Claudia does a great job on all their cocks with her mouth and the fucking then resumes in reverse cowgirl with some good dp footage also captured. There is also a dp in cowgirl along with more good anal in RC with some skull fucking included. There is some spoon anal to end and the guys then unload their jizz to her cute face with a fabulous glazed effect by the end. Clauda does some cleanup and this makes a great addition to an already great dvd. Highly strokeable.
WCA Reviews: Show Overview: I subtracted a .25 because I was really expecting MORE gaping with a title like "e;Elastic Assholes"e;. Fortunately there was some gaping, but just not as much as I was hoping for and although it may sound trivial, I was hoping for bigger gapes - Sandra Romain/Auroa Snow sized... I felt there was a little too much DP. I liked the fact each scene opened with a bit of tease action, especially Ellen's scene - WOW was that a hot ass opening.... This is typical MJ work here though, good camera work and good male/female cast. Again I can't tell you how happy I was to see Franco Roccaforte in this title, Jesus Christ is that man hilarious! If you dig LOTS of anal and DP action, you simply can't go wrong here, and throw in some cream pies and you have yourself a nice little party Good work here Mike and RLD, like usual.

P.S. Note to Erik Everhard, if the statue like performance you did with Julie in the beginning of her scene is you interpretation of what some think of your "e;rabbit-fucking"e;, PLEASE don't listen to them... You're far more entertaining when you into it

Breakdown
Scene 1: Jane Darling (with Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes)
Rating: 9.00/10
Tags: Anal, ATM, Cum Swallowing, DP, Tease
Jane is a very sexy woman with medium length blonde hair and natural DD cup tits. The scene opens with Jane walking in a door, as she begins doing some tease action. As she does, the camera gets a nice shot of her ass, then she takes her top and panties off, where we get a wonderful shot of her ass/pussy before she reaches around and fingers her ass. Cutting away we see Jane in a chair, leaning back, as she fingers each hole and does ATM on the fingers and then spreads her ass open for the camera. Eventually she meets up with the guys who are sitting on a couch; side by side. She takes each guy up her ass in reverse cowgirl, also doing ATM to clean the cock off before going over to the next, then cut to Jane on her knees as she sucks all three cocks off. Steve then grabs her and sits back, having her go up to reverse cowgirl, and then Robert steps in for the DP action while she blows Erik. Robert and Erik switch for a bit and then she un-mounts to do PTM/(pseudo)ATM, then Erik lays down and she mounts in cowgirl with Robert and Steve switching back and forth, DPing her and showing off some gaping, as she sucks the other off. Cutting away we then see Jane in a flying cowgirl DP with Erik and Steve with Erik eventually stepping out so Robert can get a little of the action also. Afterwards we cut and see Jane on her knees as she jerks Robert off into her mouth, then Erik and Steve chime in with their loads, then she shows off her "e;fruits"e; before swallowing down the 3 loads in one gulp! This was a very good scene, As always Jane was how and the action was hot right along side her!

Scene 2: Liliane Tiger (with Erik Everhard, Franco Roccaforte, Steve Holmes)
Rating: 8.50/10
Tags:Anal, ATM, DP, Interracial, Tease
Liliane is a pretty girl with long brown hair and natural B cup tits (pierced inner labia, both, and pierced clit). Liliane walks into the scene, quickly getting into doggy to show off her ass, then takes her top off to continue rubbing her tits as the tease goes on. Sitting down she pulls her panties off, soon fingering her ass and pussy and doing ATM/PTM on the fingers before we cut to each guy taking his turn fucking her ass and having her do ATM on the cock. Cutting away we see Liliane in reverse cowgirl anal on Erik with Steve stepping in to DP her as she sucks on Franco; as Steve and Erik pump we get a nice shot of the DP action. Anyway, Steve and Franco switch back and forth DPing her and having her show off some gapes before she eventually remounts in cowgirl on Erik with Steve and Franco switching some more as well as showing off gages. Afterwards, Steve picks her up for flying cowgirl with Franco coming in to help out (DP) before stepping back out so Steve can sit and Erik can take his turn DPing her as she does ATM on Franco. Moving along Liliane then gets her ass spoon fucked by each guy, then she takes Franco's cock into her pussy for a little bit before he pulls her up to flying cowgirl with Erik jumping in to DP her; we do get nice shots of the action though. Liliane is then put on the floor so she can suck all three of the cocks , then we cut to her in a pile driver as Steve takes his turn, fucking her ass with Franco and Erik cycling between her holes, and of course she does ATM/PTM on all the cocks as they fly by. Now on Erik's turn he makes her ass gape, fingers it and has her takes his fingers then Steve steps back in to fuck her ass while she stuffs 4 fingers in her pussy! Eventually the scene comes to a close with each guy delivering a facial to her before she's asked to do one last ATM on some fingers from her ass. This was a good scene. I really like Liliane, so this was a nice scene for me. Also I really like Franco, I just thin he's so funny and adds a bit to the scene with his type of humor.

Scene 3: Ellen Saint (with Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes)
Rating: 9.50/10
Tags: Anal, ATM, DP, Cream Pie, Rimming: Male to Female, Smoking, Tease
Ellen is a pretty and sexy looking girl with medium length blonde hair and natural B cup tits. The scene begins with Ellen sitting in a chair, smoking a cigar and drinking some beer - SEXY!! Anyway, she soon begins rubbing her tits and playing with her pussy, then she runs an already sexy opening in to an even hotter on by pouring some beer on her tits and rubbing it in! She then sets the glass down and dips her fingers into it, lubing up her fingers so she can fingering her ass; doing ATM On them too! As a side note, I about fainted her due to the heat in the scene.... Anyway, she stands up to remove her panties, giving us a perfect shot of her heart shaped ass before she plunges her fingers into each of her holes. Moving along, Ellen gets on a bed as the guys enter. Steve immediately begins rimming her while she blows Robert, then the guys take turns spoon fucking her asshole. Moving over to Robert, she goes up into cowgirl, sucking Steve for a bit before he moves around to DP her. After doing some ATM on Steve, Ellen re-mounts in reverse cowgirl anal on Robert so Steve can continue the DP action for a bit before they take her up to a flying DP. Cutting away we see back in reverse cowgirl anal on Steve (nice shots) as she sucks Robert a little before he moves around to DP her. Un-mounting, Ellen does more ATM/PTM work and then gets double penetrated in cowgirl a bit more, where we get some nice shots, then does ATM on Robert and then Steve as Robert moves around to fuck her ass in doggy and showing off gapes. Eventually Robert cums in her ass and then Steve steps in to do the same thing before she squats her ass over the bed, pushing the cum out of her ass, and spraying it all over the camera lens; hell Ellen even licks the lens clean!!! This was a very good scene, goddamn this girl was hot! Good action too.

Scene 4: Kathy Anderson (with Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes)
Rating: 6.50/10
Tags: Anal, ATM, DP, Cream Pie, POV, Rimming: Female to Male, Tease
Kathy is a pretty girl with short blonde hair and natural B cup tits. As the scene opens we see Kathy standing next to a couch in a black nighty, showing off her ass and then John speaks up to have her finger her ass. After she tastes her ass, Mike then has her show off her tits and then her pussy - which was wet! She fingers it a little and Mike catches some nice close ups then she does PTM on her fingers before we cut to Kathy sitting on the couch. She moves to her knees and begins sucking Erik, Steve and Robert (Erik with camera, POV style). Afterwards we cut and see Kathy taking on each guy in reverse cowgirl, but when she gets to Steve, she takes him up her ass as Erik steps in to DP her. Cutting away we see Robert in her pussy for the DP as she sucks/rims Erik, then after a bit we cut again to her in cowgirl DP on Erik with Steve stepping to DP her, often getting nice shots of the action and nice gaping action. Steve takes his cock up to her mouth for some pseudo ATM, then he picks her up for flying cowgirl with Robert DPing her. Kathy leans back for a little ATM on Robert, then we cut to her in cowgirl on Steve as Erik DPs her and shows off some gapes. Erik and Robert switch back and forth, with Kathy doing pseudo ATM on the other guy, then cut to Kathy on her knees as she jerks Robert jerks off into her open mouth. She pushes it out and Erik comes in to drop his load in her mouth, which she pushes out as well, then Steve comes in, lays her on her side and fucks her ass. Soon he cums in her ass, leaving us with a decent cream pie with some nice close ups. This was a decent scene, Kathy didn't seem as into the action as the rest, but the camera work and scene were sill solid.

Scene 5: Julie Silver (with Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes)
Rating: 8.00/10
Tags: Anal, ATM, Cum Swallowing, Deep Throat, POV, Tease, Tit Fucking
Julie is a good-looking girl with medium length blonde hair and natural D cup tits. As the scene opens we see Julie walking into the room, immediately doing tease action and pulling her top down. Turning around Julie shows off her ass and pussy (both already gaping!), then works 4 fingers into her ass as well as doing ATM on the fingers. Moving along the panties and top comes off, then walks over to Erik who's on a couch (acting like a stone figure, not moving or showing emotion) and takes his cock up her ass in reverse cowgirl. After she cleans his cock off she takes him by the cock and leads him into the next room and she begins sucking him as the other two guys enter. She sucks and deep throats all three cock (Erik's head was in POV), then Steve takes a seat and she stands up, leaning over to blow him, as Robert moves up behind her to fuck her ass in standing doggy. Moving up to cowgirl on Steve, she sucks Erik a little before he moves around to DP her while she sucks Robert; we get some nice shots of the DP and some gapes. Erik and Robert switch back and forth, showing off some great gapes as well as doing ATM on the other guy. Eventually we cut to her in reverse cowgirl anal on Steve with Erik stepping in to DP her, then Erik and Robert switch. Afterwards we cut to Julie on her knees, tit fucking Steve as Erik moves up under her to fuck her, then we cut again to her in a flying cowgirl DP with all the guys twitching out into fuck all her holes. After some ATM, Julie is put onto the floor so she can do more ATM/PTM, then jerks Robert off into her mouth. Quickly after that Steve and Erik drop their loads in her mouth and she swallows all the cum down in one big gulp! This was a good scene, typical Julie Silver action - she's so fun to watch!

Scene 6 (Bonus): Claudia Rossi (with Erik Everhard, Franco Roccaforte)
Rating: 8.00/10
Tags: Anal, ATM, Deep, Throat, DP, Interracial, POV, Rimming: Male to Female, Tease
Claudia is a sexy looking girl with medium length dark red hair and natural B cup tits. As the scene opens we see Erik and the guy playing pool as Claudia walks around to slightly seduce each one of them before heading over to the couch to show off her ass. Soon out come the tits, then she takes her top, panties, shoes and stocking off, then spreads her legs to give us a nice shot of her pussy. Rolling onto her side she begins fingering her ass and doing ATM on them, then we see Franco entering playing a guitar. Quickly setting it aside he heads over to Claudia and then we cut to him rimming her gaping ass. Sliding up, Franco slowly works his fingers into her ass and soon replaced them with his dick; we get a nice shot of the action as well as some nice gapes. After doing a little ATM on him we cut to Erik entering and fucking her ass while she does ATM/deep throating on Franco. Dropping down to her knees Claudia takes turns sucking and deep throating all the cocks (Erik has camera). After that we cut to Claudia moving up to reverse cowgirl on Erik, riding and sucking the other two guys off, then Erik moves his cock into her ass before we see Franco in the scene DPing her. The guy and Franco switch in and out on her and then cut to Claudia in cowgirl on Franco with Erik in to DP her. Both of the guys remove their cocks to show off her gaping holes then Erik comes out and the guy goes in; him and Franco DPing her. Once again we cut and this time we see Claudia in reverse cowgirl anal on the guy with Erik fucking her mouth, then cut yet again to Claudia on her side as Erik pumps her ass and shows off some gapes. Erik takes his cock up to her mouth for some ATM action as Franco steps in to fuck her ass and show off some gapes before all three guys unload on her face; covering her face in jizz. This was a OK scene and best left as an extra scene, a final cream pie would have been nice.

Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Jane Darling, Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes
Scene 2. Liliane Tiger, Erik Everhard, Franco Roccaforte, Steve Holmes
Scene 3. Ellen Saint, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes
Scene 4. Kathy Anderson, Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes
Scene 5. Julie Silver, Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg, Steve Holmes
DVD Bonus. Claudia Rossi, Erik Everhard, Franco Roccaforte, Jay Lassiter

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